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This podcast starts a series of talks between Lindsay and Craig on the plays they saw during their trip to England. The first show was āBeing Tommy Cooperā and the question of the podcast is this: Is a moment of brilliance worth an otherwise mediocre show?
Trailer for the show we saw
The glass/bottle routine
Welcome to TFP, The Theatrefolk Podcast. I am Lindsay Price, resident playwright for Theatrefolk.
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Episode Forty-Four: Is A Moment Of Brilliance Worth It?
So, Craig and I recently had an amazing vacation in England, and a little bit of Paris, and because itās the thing we love ā itās our life, our job, our everything ā we took in a lot of theatre and our theatrical experiences ranged from awestruck amazing to sneaking out at intermission. These shows resulted in a number of great conversations and a number of questions and we just happened to, you know, record them. So, of course, one of our questions is the one for todayās podcast. Does a moment of brilliance ā you know, where you get the goosebumps going and youāre, like, just awestruck, youāre enthralled ā in a play that is, for the most part, pretty mediocre, is that worth it? When you have one moment of brilliance and the rest, really, not so much. Well, letās find out.
Lindsay: Hello. So, Craig and I are currently sitting at a lovely little kitchen table in our holiday letting in the United Kingdom in England. We are taking a vacation, isnāt that right?
Craig: Yes.
Lindsay: Yes.
Craig: And youāre happy and youāre not writing.
Lindsay: Iām happy. Iām not writing.
Craig: Iāve seen you happy.
Lindsay: Yes.
Craig: And Iāve seen you writing. But Iāve never seen you happy and not writing.
Lindsay: Hmm. Well, thatās because, in England, they do tea properly. So, we went to a coffee shop yesterday and I got a pot of tea and, in our little place that we have here, there is a kettle, and see? You can tell in my voice. I just started smiling. But that is not what weāre here to talk about ā whether or not I can be happy and not write. Weāre here to talk about theatre. So, one of the things that weāre doing on our holiday is weāre going to see a lot of theatre and I guess itās not a true vacation since weāre actually trying to do a podcast about the shows that we go see, but we canāt not talk about it, right?
Craig: Yeah, I think you have to talk. If we see theatre, we have to talk about it.
Lindsay: Right, because we have to still, thatās kind of, the point of theatre, I think, is that it has to carry on.
Craig: And why not share what we learn while weāre here?
Lindsay: And why not share what we learn? So, our very first night, as in, we got off the plane, Craig did some driving which was, how was that?
Craig: It was harrowing and it was more theatrically dangerous than anything youāll ever see on stage. You know, you know, you know about driving on the left-hand side of the road and, academically, you can say in your head, āWell, you just kind of flip everything over. Itāll probably take some adjusting.ā But it takes a lot. Actually, itās a real mess in your mind, just even conceiving of turning around the corners. I was terrified that I would have to make a right-hand turn because I just couldnāt picture making the turn from the left lane to another left lane. It was just, oh! My brain hurt the whole time.
Lindsay: At this exact moment, Craig literally is reliving the moment and has his face in his hands. And then, the roundabouts are a whole other story.
Craig: I think, by the time we got here, I felt like I was a roundabout champion.
Lindsay: They warn you about the roundabouts but they donāt really warn you about the roundabouts. That was one of the last conversations I had with someone. It was like, āBeware of the roundabouts.ā
Okay. So, we drove and we went to our first stop is a grocery store. This is how we vacation. We go to local grocery stores. And then, I had my pot of tea. And then, we ended up, we were staying in Saint Leonardās by Sea which is next-door to Hastings, and in Hastings, we went to the White Rock Theatre and we saw a play called Being Tommy Cooper.
Craig: Tommy Cooper was, we didnāt know of him, but he was a very well-known comedian here in England.
Lindsay: I think you probably say iconic in the seventies ā sixties and seventies.
Craig: Thereās a lot of videos on YouTube but weāll link to some of them in the show notes.
Lindsay: And I think we should link to that spoon bottle trick.
Craig: Yes.
Lindsay: Yeah. So, he was on TV and he was iconic. He was known for wearing a fez. He was known for being a magician who screws everything up.
Craig: Yeah. He was a magician and yeah, he was a magician and everything messed up and the tricks kind of got exposed as he went along. So, think of, like, a kind of blend of a musical performer and sort of a Penn & Teller type where you see they expose the underlying trick behind it and it becomes just as magical even though you know whatās happening behind the scenes.
Lindsay: So, the reason we want to talk about the show, and kind of the reason we went and saw the show aside that it was theatre and it was, like, it was literally a 20-minute walk along the ocean ā weāre on the ocean, thereās an ocean right outside our door right now! And, itās that going to see a show that is about a real person that we donāt know ā weāre not familiar with. And, further to that, weāre not familiar to the culture that he embodies, I think ā a comedic kite-type of culture that he embodies. And he died on stage. He had a heart attack on stage in the middle of a trick.
Craig: And people thought it was part of the show.
Lindsay: In 1984. So, itās even another layer of not knowing because thereās a whole generation in Britain who donāt know who he is.
Craig: We even had a chat with the lady who sold us the tickets and she was saying that a lot of people didnāt even know who he was anymore so we didnāt feel alone.
Lindsay: And I think that was reflected in the audience because it was not a full house by any way or stretch of the imagination. We were all in the lower stalls and that wasnāt full.
Craig: No.
Lindsay: So, we want to talk about how do you put on a play about a real person who your audience may or may not know? And I think that was the first mistake of this play ā calling it Being Tommy Cooper. I think that it could have been that I think they chose that title because they thought it would be a draw and I donāt think it was a draw. It certainly wasnāt a draw here.
Craig: It wasnāt a draw here, yeah. I donāt thinkā¦ Yeah, youāre right. Thatās probablyā¦ You know what? I hadnāt even thought of that but thatās probably the best point ā it didnāt need to try and tell his story because I donāt think, necessarily, a lot of people knew it anyway. So, the name itself wasnāt necessarily a draw.
Lindsay: And what theyāre trying to sell in the play, Iāll just read you exactly what it says on the leaflet. We didnāt get a programme because it was Ā£3.00.
Craig: And weāre cheapskates.
Lindsay: And weāre cheapskates. But what it says on the little leaflet is that itās in Las Vegas, 1954, which was very interesting. We had a gentleman attempt a, he said it was a Boston accentā¦
Craig: It was like a Long Islandā¦
Lindsay: It was somewhere America accent. 1954, Tommy Cooper faces the prospect of his first big failure. āAs personal and professional problems collide, he faces stark choices about the future. Packed with classic lines and hilarious routines, Being Tommy Cooperā¦ā ā thatās also supposed to sell us, I think ā āā¦is a celebration of Britainās favourite comedian,ā ā again, how do we know? We donāt know. āā¦an exploration of his darker side.ā
Now, that is the key term because this fellow had a dark side, I think, like no other. Like, we have dark comedians. I think this guy was really, really dark.
Craig: I donāt know. I donāt know if thatās necessarily true. See, I think a lot ofā¦
Lindsay: I did a little reading.
Craig: I think a lot of show business people, especially the really happy ones, are really dark behind.
Lindsay: Well, I wish there had been more dark, I think.
Craig: Really? I thought it was mostly dark.
Lindsay: Really?
Craig: Yeah.
Lindsay: No, well, isnāt that funny?
Craig: I felt that the only light scenes were the scenes where he was on stage. That was the only time he ever seemed happy.
Lindsay: Well, I guess ā and hereās another point ā so, when trying to tell this story, there was Tommy, there was the character of Tommy Cooper who I thought was the best of, and then, there was a guy who was an American who was supposed to represent another type of failure ā I didnāt need him. And then, there was his agent who was very important in the life of Tommy Cooper, but I donāt know if I needed him. And then, he had a wife who we never saw and a girlfriend and we saw a little bit of her. I wish this had been a one-man show with just Tommy Cooper showing me the light and the dark of his life by doing the on-stage and the off-stage. Thatās what I wish this show had been.
Craig: Or him and the agent. See, I didnāt understandā¦ There was a character who was aā¦ There was the American character, I think was probably part of a fictionalized narrative.
Lindsay: Yes.
Craig: And he as a past vaudeville performer and had amassed a collection of basically every joke ever told on vaudeville and was selling these encyclopaedias of jokes to comedians and so he was trying to sell this encyclopaedia to Tommy Cooper. I think the point of it was that it was showing Tommy what his life could become when this type of comedy dies, but I didnāt feel that was necessary because it didnāt foreshadow anything because thatās not how his life ended and thatās not how he died.
Lindsay: So, this is a really good example of a show trying to find, because how do you, because when youāre telling someoneās real life, real life can be stranger than fiction and there are some elements that can be so ripe for the stage. But then thereās a lot of our real lives which are really kind of boring, and how do we marry that on stage? And how do we find a theatrical overlay for this? So, I think youāre right. I think that they tried this theatrical overlay of mirroring, perhaps, another comedianās downfall. But I donāt think it worked. I donāt think it was necessary.
Craig: Well, I feel, the problem I think with doing biographical theatre is that, unless youāre purposefully fictionalizing something, youāre stuck to the reality of what that personās life was. So, if all we really know of Tommy Cooper is that he was a brilliant performer and much loved, but then off-stage had a drinking problem and had some domestic issues, there wasnāt anything particular dramatic about that apart from telling us those two facts. And thatās where I feel like youāre really trapped, I think, as a writer, when youāre trying to do something thatās biographically based. Youāre more stuck to the truth of what really happened and, like you say, most of our lives are actually just quite boring. Thereās mundane day-to-day thingsā¦ Heck, you donāt see Hamlet going down to the market to pick up apples.
Lindsay: No.
Craig: Itās not interesting.
Lindsay: And this is what I come across time and time again when Iām working with student writers ā thatās what they want to write because thatās their lives, right? They want to write the full-on conversation where we get all of the small talk with no context or subtext. If we go to a restaurant, they have to start with ordering and Iām like, āNo, no, no. Letās get to the bit. Letās get to the point.ā Which leads us to a great disagreement that Craig and I have about this show which I like because, in this sho, which I found 95 percent boring ā I did and Iām going to put some of that on some travel jetlag and it had been a long day, but I just didnāt, I wasnāt connecting to what the stories were telling me except for the last scene before Act One. And in the last scene before Act One, we have Tommy Cooper come on and heās addressed the audience before ā not that successfully.
Craig: Where weāve seen bits of his routines.
Lindsay: And weāve seen bits of his routines and he comes out and heās sort of, he starts ā and I know this because Iāve seen it on YouTube ā he has a very specific routine involving a spoon and a bottle and itās spoon, bottle, bottle, spoon, spoon, bottle, bottle, spoon ā itās about a floating spoon and itās revealed as a sham. And he comes out and he say, āGlass, bottle, bottle, glass,ā and heās holding on a bottle, or a half-empty bottle of whisky, and a half-empty glass. And right there, with two words, we know he has a terrible drinking problem and we know itās bad. And then, he says, āI have three confessions,ā and weāre riveted. Like, you know, I was falling asleep two seconds before. Iām riveted and he comes right out and he says the words, āI hit my wife.ā And someone in the audience visibly gasped.
Craig: Audibly gasped.
Lindsay: Sorry, audibly gasped. I have little goosebumps right now! It was a brilliant moment and I wish thatās where the play had started. You sayā¦
Craig: Well, thatās vital. Let me say it for myself. I say ā this is what I say. I say that the only time that Tommy Cooper directly addressed the audience ā all the other characters had monologues where they talk to the audience.
Lindsay: Yeah.
Craig: The only time Tommy Cooper addressed the audience was when he was doingā¦
Lindsay: His bits.
Craig: ā¦his bits, his routines. And, if you notice, there were lots of times where it looked like he was going to speak to us but he never did. There was an opening montage where you met various characters, and every time the lights would come on him, he was silent.
Lindsay: I liked that, too.
Craig: And then, the lights would go down and another little thing he had would happen somewhere else. So, we kept seeing these routines and then, all praise to Danny Williams who was the actorā¦
Lindsay: Damien, Damien.
Craig: Damien Williams who played Tommy Cooper, he was brilliant and certainly, in my mind, evoked everything that I remembered about the YouTube videos that we watched last week.
Lindsay: I agree, I agree.
Craig: So, he was brilliant, and so, when he came out with that particular piece, he interrupted a pattern in our brains that we had established. He interrupted the pattern that, āOh, heās going to come out. Heās going to do something funny. The trick is probably going to fail. Weāre going to laugh and heās going to make a lot of jokes.ā And so, I think, when he comes out with the line about hitting his wife, it hits us like a Mack truck for a lot of reasons, not just that he hits his wife. I think, if someone just walked out and said, āI hit my wife,ā Iām not sure, unless you really knew him, you wouldnāt even trust what that person was saying was true. But I think we trust that statement because it comes out of such a place of safety for us at that point because weāre expecting something funny and thereās no way heās going to say something thatās not funny. And, for half a second you think, āHow is this going to turn into a punch-line?ā and it doesnāt. Itās the only time he actually really addresses us, the audience, and we really do get that glimpse of what it is to be Tommy Cooper.
Lindsay: And I wish that that had, and then, when we were so excited because itās like, āOh! And then whatās going to happen in the second act?ā and then, nothing happens in the second act.
Craig: Not really, no.
Lindsay: Ugh. And then, our next question was: If you get a moment of brilliance in a play, is that play worth it?
Craig: Well, I felt it was. I just wish I knew that the second act wasnāt necessary so I didnāt have to stay. But I was compelled to go back after theā¦
Lindsay: Yes.
Craig: ā¦after the intermission.
Lindsay: Yeah.
Craig: And weāre not shy about leaving shows at intermission.
Lindsay: No, weāre not shy at all.
Yeah, I think youāre right. I think that, well, Iām still thinking about that moment. So, that means that the play, at some point, at some level, is successful because it made me still remember something about it. It left an impression on me, you know, 24, not 24 hours but 12 hours later.
Craig: So, I think the problem, dramatically, was that, see, I donāt know too much about his life but I do know that he was successful and much beloved and died on stage performing in front of millions of people. .It was live on television.
Lindsay: Yeah.
Craig: And so, thatās really hard to dramatize because there isnāt too much conflict, apart from to say that he drank and he had a mistress, but he still died on top. And, I think, thatās why they set the play inā¦
Lindsay: In his moment of failure, because this was a moment of failure for him.
Craig: Yeah, it was a failed venture. I guess, Vera Lynn was on the same bill with him in this Vegas show and, I guess, Americans hated Vera Lynn ā they find her really boring. But he was a success and he was going on Broadway or something. So, you know, maybe the wife stayed with him in real life, too, because I felt like that was the only thing ā the wife could have shown up or something and that could have beenā¦
Lindsay: Something.
Craig: ā¦that could have been some conflict. But I didnāt feel there was any conflict.
Lindsay: No.
Craig: No.
Lindsay: No, a lot of talking.
Craig: Yeah, but when I read on Wikipedia too was there were promoters who were upset because he would show up drunk and not do his whole show. See, they didnāt really go into the actual repercussions of his alcoholism.
Lindsay: No. No, no. Thatās why I say that there wasnāt enough dark. Even though what, when we sort of circled the same dark. We did see where thatā¦ Because dark has tentacles, right? And dark goes out into everything. And, because the wife wasnāt there, we didnāt see anything in that regard and we spiralled and we circled. It didnāt ooze and seep into everything. And I think that they thought it did because, I think, the way particularly that that agent acted, he was acting in response to a behaviour that we werenāt fully seeing, I think. Anywayā¦
Craig: The other thing I would say, tooā¦
Lindsay: Oh, yes, please!
Craig: ā¦is that Cooperās trademark was this red fez. Like, all fezzes are red. He would wear a fez on stage and that was his iconic look. Youāll never see a picture of him without that fez on. And, when they were setting up the play, we were meeting the encyclopaedia salesman, we were meeting theā¦
Lindsay: Agent.
Craig: ā¦the agent, we were meeting Tommy Cooper, there was a moment where Cooper was sitting on a bed in his hotel room in Las Vegas and he was fiddling with stuff and unpacking and, at one moment, he pulled his fez out of his suitcase. But that was actually in half-light when another character was speaking and I felt that that is his persona and his character is wrapped up into this fez, right? Like, you see this guy ā a normal guy ā sitting on a bed. When he has the fez on, heās Tommy Cooper on stage. And I felt like that moment should have been highlighted because thatās the moment where he becomesā¦
Lindsay: Being Tommy Cooper.
Craig: ā¦the character, yeah, Being Tommy Cooper. And Iāll say one more thing before we go.
Lindsay: Oh, you go.
Craig: The other moment I had when I watched the show had nothing to do with the show at all. Just as the show began, actually, we just sat down and I saw somebody walk on stage and put something on stage and I turned to Lindsay and I said, āThat better be a cast member,ā because I thought, āOh, this is lousy.ā
Lindsay: Setup.
Craig: āThis is a lousy theatre if some stage guy has to put something on stage, like, two seconds before the show starts.ā And it turned out, actually, it was a character in the play just kind of eased right in. It was reallyā¦ It started quite nicely.
Lindsay: And then, you turned to me and saidā¦
Craig: And then, I had this little moment where I thought, āWow. This is the first time Iām actually seeing a play on the actual land where the English theatre began.ā And it was really, really cool. It was magical.
Lindsay: Yeah, it really, really hits you. And, well, and then, later on weāre going to actually see, which I think is the quintessential British experience, weāre going to see Hamlet at the RSC and Iām giddy about that, too.
Craig: Okay.
Lindsay: I think we like theatre, Craig.
Craig: Yeah.
Lindsay: I think thatās why we get pissed off when theatre goes awry because I think we know its importance and itās important and itās powerful. And, when people fluff it off, or when people ā actors, performances, productions ā treat itā¦
Craig: Frivolously.
Lindsay: ā¦frivolously or callously or jadedly, that hurts out little souls.
Craig: So, yes, that moment was worth itā¦
Lindsay: Yeah.
Craig: ā¦to summarize.
Lindsay: Yes, and Craig turned to me and said, āI love the theatre,ā because it really was a magical moment. We just sort of eased into a play.
Awesome. Thank you, Craig.
Lindsay: Thank you.
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