Funhouse
by Lindsay Price Canadian Author
This play looks at the bullied, the bully, and the bystander through mostly non-verbal vignettes. Life for the bullied is like a funhouse, but the funhouse is anything but fun.
How can you stand your ground when you’re on a falling floor? How can you move forward when you’re caught like a mouse in a maze? How can you win Whac-A-Mole when you’re the mole? How can you like yourself while standing in a distorted hall of mirrors?
There are no cotton candy answers here.
Recommended for High Schools and Middle Schools
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20 Characters
- 4 Males
- 16 Any Gender
Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.
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ONE Any gender 40 lines
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TWO Any gender 51 lines
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TITLE GIRL Any gender 18 lines
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CAT Male 7 lines
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CAT Any gender 2 lines
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EVERYONE Any gender 12 lines
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TRIO ONE Any gender 12 lines
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TRIO TWO Any gender 9 lines
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TRIO THREE Any gender 9 lines
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TEACHER Any gender 4 lines
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TEACHER (2) Any gender 4 lines
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LEFT OVER Any gender 4 lines
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LEFT BEHIND Any gender 5 lines
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PRINCIPAL Any gender 11 lines
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PARENT Any gender 11 lines
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SCHOOL BOARD Any gender 11 lines
NON SPEAKING ROLES:
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Boy Male
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Mom Any gender
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Bully Male
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Teacher Any gender
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Mouse Male
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Mouse Any gender
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Alone Any gender
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Bystander Any gender
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Mirrors (x3) Any gender
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The Bullies Any gender
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The Adults Any gender
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Only Any gender
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Word Holders Any gender
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Flashlight Holders Any gender
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Bully Any gender
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Kid Any gender
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Bully Monster Any gender
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From the Drama Teacher Learning Centre
The Bullied, the Bully, and the Bystander: Funhouse
Acting Exercise: The Ensemble Monologue
One Act Plays for Middle School
Theatrefolk Podcast: Don't Talk *BLEEP*
Video: Talking Funhouse
Social Issue Plays for High Schools / Middle Schools
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