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Funhouse

by Lindsay Price Canadian Author

This play looks at the bullied, the bully, and the bystander through mostly non-verbal vignettes. Life for the bullied is like a funhouse, but the funhouse is anything but fun.

How can you stand your ground when you’re on a falling floor? How can you move forward when you’re caught like a mouse in a maze? How can you win Whac-A-Mole when you’re the mole? How can you like yourself while standing in a distorted hall of mirrors?

There are no cotton candy answers here.

This is a vignette play!

Recommended for High Schools and Middle Schools

At a Glance

Running Time
About 30 minutes
Approximate; excludes intermissions and scene changes
Cast
20 Characters
4 M 16 Any Gender
Set
Simple Set
Length
33 pages
Free Excerpt

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20 Characters

  • 4 Males
  • 16 Any Gender

Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.

  • ONE Any gender 40 lines
  • TWO Any gender 51 lines
  • TITLE GIRL Any gender 18 lines
  • CAT Male 7 lines
  • CAT Any gender 2 lines
  • EVERYONE Any gender 12 lines
  • TRIO ONE Any gender 12 lines
  • TRIO TWO Any gender 9 lines
  • TRIO THREE Any gender 9 lines
  • TEACHER Any gender 4 lines
  • TEACHER (2) Any gender 4 lines
  • LEFT OVER Any gender 4 lines
  • LEFT BEHIND Any gender 5 lines
  • PRINCIPAL Any gender 11 lines
  • PARENT Any gender 11 lines
  • SCHOOL BOARD Any gender 11 lines

NON SPEAKING ROLES:

  • Boy Male
  • Mom Any gender
  • Bully Male
  • Teacher Any gender
  • Mouse Male
  • Mouse Any gender
  • Alone Any gender
  • Bystander Any gender
  • Mirrors (x3) Any gender
  • The Bullies Any gender
  • The Adults Any gender
  • Only Any gender
  • Word Holders Any gender
  • Flashlight Holders Any gender
  • Bully Any gender
  • Kid Any gender
  • Bully Monster Any gender

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