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Drop Dead, Juliet!

Drop Dead, Juliet!

by Allison Williams

Juliet has had enough! Enough with the poison, enough with the stabbing, and especially enough with the dying. She wants a new story and she wants it now. More parts for girls! More romance! Less death!

Romeo and Juliet will never be the same - or will it? Not everyone's so keen on the changes. And why is Romeo sneaking off with Rosaline?

Comedy Classical Adaptation Shakespeare

Average Producer Rating:

Recommended for High Schools and Middle Schools

Running Time
About 30 minutes
Approximate; excludes intermissions and scene changes
Cast
18 Characters
4 M | 13 F | 1 Any Gender
Set
Simple Set
Length
30 pages
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18 Characters
4 M, 13 F, 1 Any Gender

Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.


Capulets
Juliet [F] 134 lines
Is scripted to die. Doesn’t.
Nurse [F] 12 lines
Knows there are no small parts.
Lord Capulet [M] 6 lines
Juliet’s dad. A believer in tough love.
Lady Capulet [F] 14 lines
Juliet’s mom. Is just happy she’s not in ā€œThe Tempest.ā€
Gregory [F] 3 lines
Lover of wordplay.
Sampson [F] 6 lines
He does bite his thumb, ma’am.
Tybalt [F] 10 lines
Prince of Cats. Only one life, though.

Montagues
Romeo [M] 58 lines
Wherefore art him.
Abram [F] 4 lines
Initiates the Dance Off.
Mercutio [F] 12 lines
Generally good-natured, when he isn’t wishing a plague on your house.
Lady Montague [F] 5 lines
Romeo’s mom. Thinks :Love at first sightā€ is a little contrived.
A Montague [A] 1 line
Worried that they just got served by the Capulets.

Others
Shakespeare [M] 72 lines
The Bard himself. Knows that the pen is mightier than the sword.
Prince/Princess [F] 5 lines
Immediately exiles Romeo hence. It’s nothing personal, though.
Friar/Sister Lawrence [F] 13 lines
Your go-to gal for poison.
Friar John [M] 1 line
The stupid one.
Ophelia [F] 0 lines
The strong, silent, ā€œruns off cryingā€ type.
Desdemona [F] 1 line
Should start hand-washing her handkerchiefs.

Praise for Drop Dead, Juliet!

Holly Thomas
International Charter School of Atlanta
We adored doing this play. The writing is magnificent. We loved switching from old to modern English and all of the funny one-liner jokes.
Joanna Shumaker
Coleman Community Jr/Sr High School
The play was great! And a perfect size to use to restart our drama program at our school! The script was well done and mixed original Shakespeare with the storyline which was great!
Emily McRae
Mount Aspiring College
Students loved the over-the-top presentational style as it helped to build real performance confidence while having fun!

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