The Fried Kobassa

Recommended for High Schools and Middle Schools

The Fried Kobassa

by J. Robert Wilkins

A girl-heavy wacky camp comedy that centres on some missing luncheon meat.

 About 40 minutes

Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks

2 M | 9 W

Simple Set

 30 pages

Comedy Mystery

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Inspector Kapusta will leave no stone unturned to find the camp cook's missing kobassa. Okay, maybe he'll leave a couple of stones unturned. Okay, maybe he's a pretty bad detective but that just makes the play all the more hilarious.

A light-hearted romp with the funniest of all the red meats at its centre: FRIED KOBASSA!

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