The Fried Kobassa
by J. Robert Wilkins
A girl-heavy wacky camp comedy that centres on some missing luncheon meat.
Average Producer Rating:
About 40 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
11
2 M | 9 W
Simple Set
30 pages
Reviews from Past Producers
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Inspector Kapusta will leave no stone unturned to find the camp cook's missing kobassa. Okay, maybe he'll leave a couple of stones unturned. Okay, maybe he's a pretty bad detective but that just makes the play all the more hilarious.
A light-hearted romp with the funniest of all the red meats at its centre: FRIED KOBASSA!
Characters
11
2 Men, 9 Women
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Katelyn
[W]
45 lines
- 18 years old. A summer employee. She wears jeans and T-shirt.
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Cook
[M]
56 lines
- Early 20’s. He is unshaven with unkempt hair and poorly dressed. His apron is extremely dirty.
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Nicole
[W]
24 lines
- 19 years old. A summer employee. She wears jeans and a T-shirt.
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Inspector Kapusta
[M]
114 lines
- Early 20’s. He is dressed in a plaid shirt, trousers with suspenders, a ball cap, an overcoat, and rubber boots. His character is most effective if he speaks in a Ukrainian or Eastern European accent.
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Samantha
[W]
23 lines
- 16 years old. A camper
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Amy
[W]
21 lines
- 16 years old. A camper
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Callie
[W]
25 lines
- 15 years old. A camper
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Lindsay
[W]
24 lines
- 15 years old. A camper
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Nurse
[W]
52 lines
- Early 20’s. The camp nurse. She is dressed in a nurse’s uniform.
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Amber
[W]
52 lines
- 16 years old. She is dressed in a cheerleader’s outfit.
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Katie
[W]
42 lines
- 16 years old. She is dressed in a cheerleader’s outfit.
- Subgenres
- Farce Mystery/Thriller Noir
- Settings
- Present day
- Dress
- Contemporary costumes
- Audience
- All audiences Pre-teen Teen
- Features
- Physical comedy Music
- Set
- Multiple sets
- Themes
- Obedience Morality Personal responsibility
- Other uses
- Audition material Class work Scene work
Prop List
spoon, craft bag, origami sculpture, wad of paper, pen, notepad, pail, broom, napkins, CD player, grease-stained paper bag
Production Photos
Multimedia
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About 40 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
11
2 M | 9 W
Simple Set
30 pages