The star quarterback has been charged with murdering the mascot and a farce of a trial ensues. The audience plays the jury in this black comedy.
Average Producer Rating:
About 45 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
8 M | 4 W
Reviews from Past Producers
"If I don't see a point to this I'll be very angry. And you don't want to see an angry judge who is craving pie!"
The star quarterback of Riverview High School has been charged with murder most fowl! Rooster, to be precise.
Plucky the mascot has been done in and all fingers point to the football player - even his own.
A farce of a trial ensues featuring an inept judge, an unprepared defence lawyer, and an Egg-Girl.
The audience plays the jury in this hilarious black comedy. Two possible endings!
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8 Men, 4 Women
Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.
Water bottle, Professional briefcase, File folder, Whistle, Foamy foot from Egg Costume, Gavel, Necklace, Knife, Chair, Baggie containing bloody glove, Cart with mascot covered in black sheet, Suit with three bloody holes, Glasses, Football horn, Glass, Pitcher, Hankie, Glass cup
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