The Super Non-Heroes
by Taryn Temple
Have you ever felt like you don’t belong? Powerless Charlie sticks out like a sore thumb in a school full of superheroes. Smellinator can’t control her powers and forgot to do her Villain 101 homework. Golden Boy won’t follow protocol. And Toxic Sludge is, well, toxic sludge.
When a supervillain attacks the school Charlie must dig deep within herself. She may not be a superhero but she discovers her unique talents to save the day.
A fabulous middle school play that looks at friendship, acceptance and discovering yourself. Who doesn’t want to be a superhero?
Average Producer Rating: 5.0 out of 5
Also available in a competition-length version here.
Recommended for Middle Schools
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23 Characters
- 3 Males
- 7 Females
- 13 Any Gender
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PRINCIPAL BOOM / FIREHANDS Any gender 11, 12 linesHas the unenviable job of keeping a school full of superheroes under control, takes on the role of a supervillain to help students practice.
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REFLECTOR Female 70 linesShe can reflect any weapon used against her back onto her enemy.
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SMELLINATOR Any gender 49 linesImagines things into existence using her sense of smell. Unfortunately she doesn’t have much control over her power yet.
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TOXIC SLUDGE Any gender 39 linesBig-hearted, simple and slow-moving. No one can touch him because of his nuclear skin.
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GOLDEN BOY Male 102 linesHe has both beauty and strength, plus the ego to match. Strength and charm are his superpowers and he uses them to get ahead with whomever he can.
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SIDEKICK Male 48 linesHe has attached himself to Golden Boy because he believes he can never be anything more than a sidekick.
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BIG WHOOP Male 31 linesGolden Boy’s buddy, he’s a super bro.
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SILVER TONGUE Female 5 linesHer powerful compliments are mostly for Golden Boy.
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MRS. TEACHER Female 35 linesAn elderly educator who sometimes unwittingly falls victim to her students’ powers.
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CACOPHONY Any gender 6 linesThe voice of the school, reads the daily announcements with flair.
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THE SHIELD Any gender 25 linesHas the power to protect those around him.
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WET BLANKET Any gender 26 linesThe pessimist of the group. Always sees the negative side but ultimately has a very useful power.
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SNEEZY MAGEE Any gender 15 linesHis sneezes could move mountains but they are out of his control.
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GUILTY PLEASURE Female 10 linesUses bribery to get what she wants by convincing people to indulge in their guilty pleasures.
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CHIEF CHIPMUNK Any gender 0 linesA person with super chipmunk powers; Lines are mimed
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EMBER Female 11 linesShe’s the only superhero hot enough for Golden Boy.
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HOT MESS Female 4 linesShe’s a super hot mess.
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THE POET Female 7 linesSpeaks in rhyme and commands lightning bolts to sizzle her enemies.
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SNAGGLETOOTH Any gender 17 linesBlindth hith enemieth by thpitting all over them when he talkth.
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HYSTERIA Any gender 11 linesCan cause mass chaos to disorient her enemies but since she hasn’t learned self-control she mostly just causes a ruckus among her fellow students.
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CHARLIE Any gender 81 linesThe only non-super attender of the superhero school.
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THE VILLAIN Any gender 31 linesA non-super villain bent on revenge.
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EVIL SIDEKICK Any gender 0 linesAdores The Villain. Her sole goal is to help The Villain take over the world. Lines are mimed.
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