This Phone Will Explode at the Tone

This Phone Will Explode at the Tone

by Lindsay Price

The phone. The most beautiful, the most wonderful communication device in all the world. Or is it...

Without the phone there'd be no obscene callers, no chatty Cathys who won't shut up, telemarketers who think the sun rises and sets with carpet cleaning, no awkward silences, no pressure to have an interesting phone message with all the bells and whistles.

And there'd be no Harry.

Poor Harry. Poor sweet desperate Harry, desperately trying to get up the nerve to call a girl and ask her to the dance. Don't hang up on Harry. Don't you dare! Don't do it!

Comedy Student Directors Vignettes
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Recommended for High Schools and Middle Schools

About 20 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
4 Characters
2 M | 2 W, Expandable to 33
Simple Set
20 pages

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