Hairball
by Lindsay Price
A light vignette play about our obsession with hair. Flexible casting.
Average Producer Rating:
About 25 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
8
3 M | 5 W, Expandable to 14M+27W
Simple Set
27 pages
Reviews from Past Producers
In addition to traditional live stage performance rights, Hairball can also be performed under the following scenarios.
Virtual Performance
A Virtual Performance is a performance on an online web conferencing platform such as Zoom, Microsoft Teams, Skype, or Google Meets where performers are geographically isolated from one another and not together on a stage.
No audience is physically present with the performers. The audience is logged in to the same web conferencing platform as the performers.
Each time the play is performed for a virtual audience of any size (whether or not admission is charged) constitutes one performance.
Livestream Performance
Productions of Hairball may be Livestreamed.
All Livestream Performances must be conducted through our Authorized Streaming Partner, BookTix. Please contact BookTix at info@booktix.com for more information about Livestreaming.
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A Livestream Performance may be pre-recorded. Recordings for pre-recorded Livestreams may be made if the recording is destroyed at the conclusion of the production. Should the producing organization want to retain the recording for archival purposes, they must purchase a separate Videorecording License from Theatrefolk.
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Each time the show is Livestreamed (whether performed live or pre-recorded) constitutes one performance.
One license, three ways to use it
Each royalty you purchase can be used as a Traditional Live Stage Performance, Virtual Performance, or Livestream Performance. How you choose to use your performance license is up to you! Performances need not all be of the same type so long as the total number of performances given does not exceed the total number of performances ordered.
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"I could have the Fu Manchu moustache one day or a mountain man beard or that stupid little tuft of hair right under the lip that some guys have that makes no sense because it doesn't cover anything but I would do it because I could!"
It's time to reveal your secret: You're obsessed with your hair. And why shouldn't you be?
Good hair makes your day. Bad hair gets you dumped.
Good hair gets you to the prom. Bad hair makes you look like an eggplant.
Good hair means you're popular. Bad hair means hat head for the rest of your life.
It's enough to make you want to tear your hair out! But you know what's better than obsessing about your hair? Watching OTHER people obsess about their hair! Now those people are crazy...
This is a vignette play! What is a Vignette Play?
Characters
8
3 Men, 5 Women, Expandable to 14M+27W
MAN ONE
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Doctor, Sam, Prince One, Bob, Tommy.
[M]
14 (2, 1, 2, 5, 4) lines
MAN TWO
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Bradley, Prince Two, Werewolf, Todd, Jack.
[M]
68 (15, 2, 4, 37, 10) lines
MAN THREE
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Dr. Goodstein, Prince Three, Vern, Sean, Lewis.
[M]
29 (6, 1, 6, 6, 10) lines
WOMAN ONE
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Assistant, Lindy, Mia, Kaitlyn, Karen, Ghost.
[W]
48 (1, 5, 1, 28, 13,) lines
WOMAN TWO
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Customer, Cass, Emma, Rosa, Trisha, Stacey.
[W]
32 (1, 5, 16, 4, 5, 1) lines
WOMAN THREE
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Lucy, Rapunzel, Jean, Candace, Lauren.
[W]
27 ( 6, 5, 4, 1, 11) lines
WOMAN FOUR
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Rona, Madison, Zae, Amber, Teri, Chloe.
[W]
49 (4, 29, 7, 2, 1, 6) lines
WOMAN FIVE
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Gladys, Claire, Helen, Bonnie, Ms. Green.
[W]
24 (1, 6, 3, 12, 2) lines
- Settings
- Present day
- Dress
- Contemporary costumes
- Audience
- Pre-teen Teen
- Features
- Mime Variable Cast Size Character study Movement-based Physical comedy Student directors
Prop List
Tray, variety of hairdressing instruments, walkman, cellphone, hairspray cans, scissors, box of blonde hair dye
Production Photos
Multimedia
Related Titles
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Royalty fees apply to all performances whether or not admission is charged. Any performance in front of an audience (e.g. an invited dress rehearsal) is considered a performance for royalty purposes.
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About 25 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
8
3 M | 5 W, Expandable to 14M+27W
Simple Set
27 pages