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Hairball

Hairball

by Lindsay Price

It's time to reveal your secret: You're obsessed with your hair. And why shouldn't you be?

Good hair makes your day. Bad hair gets you dumped.

Good hair gets you to the prom. Bad hair makes you look like an eggplant.

Good hair means you're popular. Bad hair means hat head for the rest of your life.

It's enough to make you want to tear your hair out! But you know what's better than obsessing about your hair? Watching OTHER people obsess about their hair! Now those people are crazy...

Comedy Student Directors Vignettes

Average Producer Rating:

This is a vignette play!

Recommended for High Schools and Middle Schools

Running Time
About 25 minutes
Approximate; excludes intermissions and scene changes
Cast
8 Characters
3 M5 F, Expandable to 14M+27F
Set
Simple Set
Length
27 pages
Free Excerpt

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Royalty fees apply to all performances whether or not admission is charged. Any performance in front of an audience (e.g. an invited dress rehearsal) is considered a performance for royalty purposes.

Exemption details for scenes and monologues for competition.

8 Characters
3 M, 5 F, Expandable to 14M+27F

Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.


MAN ONE
Doctor, Sam, Prince One, Bob, Tommy. [M] 14 (2, 1, 2, 5, 4) lines

MAN TWO
Bradley, Prince Two, Werewolf, Todd, Jack. [M] 68 (15, 2, 4, 37, 10) lines

MAN THREE
Dr. Goodstein, Prince Three, Vern, Sean, Lewis. [M] 29 (6, 1, 6, 6, 10) lines

WOMAN ONE
Assistant, Lindy, Mia, Kaitlyn, Karen, Ghost. [F] 48 (1, 5, 1, 28, 13,) lines

WOMAN TWO
Customer, Cass, Emma, Rosa, Trisha, Stacey. [F] 32 (1, 5, 16, 4, 5, 1) lines

WOMAN THREE
Lucy, Rapunzel, Jean, Candace, Lauren. [F] 27 ( 6, 5, 4, 1, 11) lines

WOMAN FOUR
Rona, Madison, Zae, Amber, Teri, Chloe. [F] 49 (4, 29, 7, 2, 1, 6) lines

WOMAN FIVE
Gladys, Claire, Helen, Bonnie, Ms. Green. [F] 24 (1, 6, 3, 12, 2) lines

Praise for Hairball

Deanne Hachey
Jean Vanier Catholic High School
My grade 10 drama students enjoyed it and had quite a bunch of laughs.

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