Water. Gun. Argument.

Recommended for High Schools

Water. Gun. Argument.

by Alan Haehnel

A squirt gun would never be mistaken for a real gun, right?

 About 40 minutes

Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks

4 M | 8 W | 37 Any Gender, Using doubling, the play could be performed with as few as 18 actors

Simple set

 30 pages

Drama Issue-Based
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An argument is a lie you choose to believe and defend.

Every year the students of Ratherford High participate in a squirt gun competition called Assassin. There are rounds, rules and judges.

It’s the oldest game in the world, right? Kids trying to shoot at each other with play guns? It’s become a national phenomenon, so what’s the harm?

If there was an actual school shooting, of course they’d stop playing. And a squirt gun would never be mistaken for a real gun, right? An argument is a lie you choose to believe and defend. A thought provoking and powerful piece in a docu-theatre style.

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