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Clowns with Guns (A Vaudeville)

by Christopher Evans

Step right up! Step right up! It’s the SCHOOL-SHOOT-O-RAMA! And the question everyone’s asking is “Am I walking out alive today?”

Clowns with Guns takes a theatrical and absurd look at the repeated and seemingly endless cycle of school violence. It happens, everyone is terribly upset, things continue on as normal, it happens again.

This story is mean. There are guns. The play puts school shooting violence out in the open and forces all of us to do the same. Read the play with this knowledge.

Average Producer Rating: 5.0 out of 5

Recommended for High Schools

At a Glance

Running Time
About 25 minutes
Approximate; excludes intermissions and scene changes
Cast
16 Characters
16 Any Gender
Set
Simple set
Length
22 pages
Free Excerpt

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Exemption details for scenes and monologues for competition.

16 Characters

16 Any Gender

Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.

The Emcee [A] 58 lines
Two Monologues
Goober One [A] 13 lines
Goober Two [A] 13 lines
Goober Three [A] 18 lines
The Cheerleader [A] 4 lines
One Monologue
The Stoner [A] 4 lines
One Monologue
The Bully [A] 4 lines
One Monologue
The Shooter [A] 1 line
One Monologue
Thoughts [A] 0 lines
(No lines - all physical)
Prayers [A] 0 lines
(No lines - all physical)
The Press (two or more) [A]
Not Sarah [A] 3 lines
Tango Dancers (two or more) [A] 0 lines
(No lines - all physical)
Volunteer [A] 9 lines

Praise for Clowns with Guns (A Vaudeville)

5 out of 5 stars
Wende Killinger
Virgin Valley High School
We recently performed your play Clowns With Guns for our regional competition in Las Vegas Nevada - and we received a perfect score! My students thoroughly enjoyed working on this show, and it was so well received that we have been invited to perform it again next month in downtown Las Vegas. I've been teaching theatre for 31 years and it's not often you come across a script that is so relevant and thought-provoking. All of my students connected with this script and gave me 110% with each rehearsal and performance!
5 out of 5 stars
Andrea Campfield
Charles Page High School
The script does the important work of challenging the actors to effectively embrace absurdism and satire to expose the circus of violence in our schools and society. The audience was moved and an amazing conversation ensued at the end of the show.
5 out of 5 stars
Kelli McNeven
Rolla High School
We competed at our District One-Act Competition with Clowns with Guns by Christopher Evans and placed second, qualifying for the state competition. After reading more than 30 scripts, we couldn’t be happier with our decision to produce this play. It’s been a truly impactful experience for everyone involved.

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