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What do you do when the Elves have the flu?
by Mrs. Evelyn Merritt
Do you know what to do when the Elves have the flu? I haven't a clue, I wish I knew!
And this is no ordinary flu. It's Elven flu. The Elves can't eat, they can't sleep and they certainly can't work. And with Christmas around the corner, how will the toys get made? How will this sickie scrape get solved?
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