Be kind to people, especially those that are different from you. We are stronger together than we are by ourselves. The Super Non-Heroes by Taryn Temple is an incredible play for middle-schoolers with an equally incredible message.

Smarty Pants

Recommended for High Schools and Middle Schools

Smarty Pants

by Bradley Hayward

Dallas is a real smarty pants and can't wait to show off. But he's in for a shock. His new class is very different. A fantastic competition piece.

 About 30 minutes

Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks


 8
8 Any Gender


Simple Set


 32 pages

Comedy Student Directors

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Dallas is a real smarty pants; he can read Hamlet in half an hour! He can't wait to show off in his new Advanced Placement class. But there's more Play-doh than Plato and more colouring than Van Gogh. What kind of advanced class is this? Will Dallas figure out Kindergarten High or will he flunk? Who's the real smarty pants?

A fantastic competition piece that encourages students to develop strong characterizations.


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