Smarty Pants by Bradley Hayward - Theatrefolk

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Smarty Pants

by Bradley Hayward

Dallas is a real smarty pants and can't wait to show off. But he's in for a shock. His new class is very different. A fantastic competition piece.

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 About 30 minutes

Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks


 8
8 Any Gender


Simple Set


 32 pages

Reviews from Past Producers

Dallas is a real smarty pants; he can read Hamlet in half an hour! He can't wait to show off in his new Advanced Placement class. But there's more Play-doh than Plato and more colouring than Van Gogh. What kind of advanced class is this? Will Dallas figure out Kindergarten High or will he flunk? Who's the real smarty pants?

A fantastic competition piece that encourages students to develop strong characterizations.


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Characters

 8
8 Any Gender

MISS ELIOT [A]
154 lines
Teacher
DALLAS [A]
158 lines
Studious senior
ALEX [A]
37 lines
Grump
TAYLOR [A]
22 lines
Very shy
CASEY [A]
34 lines
Precocious
BLAIR [A]
28 lines
Giddy and giggly
LOREN [A]
19 lines
Giddier and gigglier
KELLY [A]
53 lines
Troublemaker


Prop List

Stack of books, Apple, Sheet of paper, Backpack full of books, Crayons, Pieces of paper, Play-doh, Gum, Long jump rope, Hard candy


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Smarty Pants
by Bradley Hayward

 About 30 minutes

Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks


 8
8 Any Gender


Simple Set


 32 pages

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