Censorbleep
by Lindsay Price
The Bleep Bleep Girls know how teenagers are supposed to behave and how to deal with those who don't. An absurd look at censorship and independent thought.
About 35 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
11
1 M | 5 W | 5 Any Gender, plus optional extras
Simple Set
36 pages
The Bleep Bleep Girls are the greatest group in school. They know what's best for you. They know what you should say and how you should behave. And today they're going to show you a great skit. Perfectly clean, and one hundred percent bleeped. And you're going to like it.
What's the matter? Don't you want to be a good person? Don't you want to do the right thing? Don't you want to be bleeped?
You better be careful. People with independent thoughts get dealt with.
Characters
11
1 Man, 5 Women, 5 Any Gender, plus optional extras
Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.
The Bleep Bleep Girls
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Tandy
[W]
130 lines
- Imperious leader of the Bleep Bleep Girls.
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Sandy
[W]
34 lines
- Member of the Bleep Bleep Girls. Follows Tandy’s lead unquestioningly.
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Mandy
[W]
92 lines
- Newest member of the Bleep Bleep Girls. Has lingering doubts about her role at school.
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Candy
[W]
24 lines
- Another Bleep Bleep Girl. Loud and proud.
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Randy
[W]
22 lines
- The final Bleep Bleep Girl. Perhaps not as devoted as she lets on.
The Garbage
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The Poet
[A]
13 lines
- Learns firsthand that some art is dangerous.
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The School Paper Reporter
[A]
22 lines
- Their big scoop got big pushback.
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The Teacher
[A]
15 lines
- Led their class read the wrong book at the wrong time. Kicked to the curb.
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The Smart Mouth
[A]
36 lines
- Has a way with words. Just, the wrong ones.
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The One with an Opinion
[A]
42 lines
- Voices a dangerous thought.
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Justin
[M]
42 lines
- The one who is bullied. Hides out in garbage to avoid being treated like garbage.
- Subgenres
- Fantasy Character study
- Settings
- The future Abstract setting
- Dress
- Contemporary costumes
- Audience
- All audiences Pre-teen Teen
- Features
- Mime Variable Cast Size Poetry Physical comedy Special effects Stage combat Variable gender breakdown
Prop List
five white garbage bags, large broom, backpack, purse, script, crumpled piece of paper (Poet), crumpled piece of paper, (Reporter), small stool, papers
Multimedia
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Customer Comments
I am directing Censorbleep and just wanted to say how much I LOVE this show. My cast and crew are really getting into it. Thank you so very much for this show! Thank you again for having grade A plays for me and my kids! :)
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Censorbleep
by Lindsay Price
About 35 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
11
1 M | 5 W | 5 Any Gender, plus optional extras
Simple Set
36 pages