Censorbleep by Lindsay Price - Theatrefolk

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by Lindsay Price

The Bleep Bleep Girls know how teenagers are supposed to behave and how to deal with those who don't. An absurd look at censorship and independent thought.

 About 35 minutes

Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks

1 M | 5 W | 5 Any Gender, plus optional extras

Simple Set

 36 pages

The Bleep Bleep Girls are the greatest group in school. They know what's best for you. They know what you should say and how you should behave. And today they're going to show you a great skit. Perfectly clean, and one hundred percent bleeped. And you're going to like it.

What's the matter? Don't you want to be a good person? Don't you want to do the right thing? Don't you want to be bleeped?

You better be careful. People with independent thoughts get dealt with.


1 Man, 5 Women, 5 Any Gender, plus optional extras

Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.

The Bleep Bleep Girls

Tandy [W]
130 lines
Imperious leader of the Bleep Bleep Girls.
Sandy [W]
34 lines
Member of the Bleep Bleep Girls. Follows Tandy’s lead unquestioningly.
Mandy [W]
92 lines
Newest member of the Bleep Bleep Girls. Has lingering doubts about her role at school.
Candy [W]
24 lines
Another Bleep Bleep Girl. Loud and proud.
Randy [W]
22 lines
The final Bleep Bleep Girl. Perhaps not as devoted as she lets on.

The Garbage

The Poet [A]
13 lines
Learns firsthand that some art is dangerous.
The School Paper Reporter [A]
22 lines
Their big scoop got big pushback.
The Teacher [A]
15 lines
Led their class read the wrong book at the wrong time. Kicked to the curb.
The Smart Mouth [A]
36 lines
Has a way with words. Just, the wrong ones.
The One with an Opinion [A]
42 lines
Voices a dangerous thought.
Justin [M]
42 lines
The one who is bullied. Hides out in garbage to avoid being treated like garbage.

Prop List

five white garbage bags, large broom, backpack, purse, script, crumpled piece of paper (Poet), crumpled piece of paper, (Reporter), small stool, papers


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I am directing Censorbleep and just wanted to say how much I LOVE this show. My cast and crew are really getting into it. Thank you so very much for this show! Thank you again for having grade A plays for me and my kids! :)

Kacie Crenshaw, Estrella Foothills High School in Goodyear, Arizona

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by Lindsay Price

 About 35 minutes

Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks

1 M | 5 W | 5 Any Gender, plus optional extras

Simple Set

 36 pages

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