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Censorbleep

Censorbleep

by Lindsay Price

The Bleep Bleep Girls are the greatest group in school. They know what's best for you. They know what you should say and how you should behave. And today they're going to show you a great skit. Perfectly clean, and one hundred percent bleeped. And you're going to like it.

What's the matter? Don't you want to be a good person? Don't you want to do the right thing? Don't you want to be bleeped?

You better be careful. People with independent thoughts get dealt with.

Drama Character Study Issue-Based

Average Producer Rating:

Recommended for High Schools

Running Time
About 35 minutes
Approximate; excludes intermissions and scene changes
Cast
11 Characters
1 M5 F5 Any Gender, plus optional extras
Set
Simple Set
Length
36 pages
Free Excerpt

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11 Characters
1 M, 5 F, 5 Any Gender, plus optional extras

Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.


The Bleep Bleep Girls
Tandy [F] 130 lines
Imperious leader of the Bleep Bleep Girls.
Sandy [F] 34 lines
Member of the Bleep Bleep Girls. Follows Tandy’s lead unquestioningly.
Mandy [F] 92 lines
Newest member of the Bleep Bleep Girls. Has lingering doubts about her role at school.
Candy [F] 24 lines
Another Bleep Bleep Girl. Loud and proud.
Randy [F] 22 lines
The final Bleep Bleep Girl. Perhaps not as devoted as she lets on.

The Garbage
The Poet [A] 13 lines
Learns firsthand that some art is dangerous.
The School Paper Reporter [A] 22 lines
Their big scoop got big pushback.
The Teacher [A] 15 lines
Led their class read the wrong book at the wrong time. Kicked to the curb.
The Smart Mouth [A] 36 lines
Has a way with words. Just, the wrong ones.
The One with an Opinion [A] 42 lines
Voices a dangerous thought.
Justin [M] 42 lines
The one who is bullied. Hides out in garbage to avoid being treated like garbage.

Praise for Censorbleep

Christina Bentley
Knox Central High School
We had a great time with this play. My students really enjoyed it - and its message. We premiered at regional competition and brought home four awards -three for individual performances and one for "Best Set"!

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New Play: Censorbleep by Lindsay Price
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New Play: Censorbleep by Lindsay Price

“The Bleep Bleep Girls are the greatest group in school. They know what’s best for you. They know what you should say and how you should behave. And today they’re going to show you a great skit. Perfectly clean, and one hundred percent bleeped. And you’re going to like it. What’s the matter? Don’t you want to be a good person? Don’t you want to do the right thing? Don’t you want to be bleeped? You better be careful. People with independent thoughts get dealt with.” Censorbleep, our newest issue-play is now available. As always, the home page for Censorbleep has lots and lots and lots of free sample pages for you to enjoy. The play, set in a high school, is about censorship. It’s about what happens when censorship is taken too far; when independent thought is frowned upon in favour of obedience; when robotic acceptance is favoured over humanity. Special thanks goes out to Karen Loftus and her students at St. Cloud High School in Florida. They participated in the first workshop of the show. They also earned an “Excellent” ranking for the premiere production at the District 11 One-Act Festival.
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