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Cookie Bureaucracy

by Jim Maher Canadian Author

Eight students, a cryptic binder, a ticking clock, and a bag of fresh-baked cookies: total chaos is served.

When an offstage voice demands an official recommendation in under thirty minutes, the group plunges headfirst into procedural disaster. Who’s in charge? How do you “take minutes?” And can you democratically vote on snacks without accidentally starting a dictatorship?

Fast-paced, sharp, and deliciously absurd, Cookie Bureaucracy is a high-energy comedy about power struggles, ridiculous rules, and the crumbling state of student democracy. Can diplomacy survive when baked goods are on the line?

Comedy Character Study

Recommended for High Schools and Middle Schools

At a Glance

Cast
9 Characters
9 Any Gender
Set
Simple set
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9 Characters

9 Any Gender

Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.

MARA [A] 60 lines
First to arrive; highly organized, protective of the mystery binder, and boasts an impressive collection of school supplies.
ADMIN [A] 12 lines
(Offstage) A strict, mysterious voice of authority that enforces rigid time limits and demands committee recommendations.
DEX [A] 51 lines
Dramatic and easily panicked; loud, easily distracted, and hyper-fixated on democratic rules.
PRIYA [A] 57 lines
High-energy and competitive; holds a deep obsession with binders and is determined to run the meeting.
ELI [A] 22 lines
Quiet, calm, and observant; the thoughtful baker who brought the cookies and saves the group in the final seconds.
JORDAN [A] 35 lines
Practical and resume-focused; eager to chair the meeting strictly to boost future college and job applications.
SAM [A] 25 lines
Straightforward and questioning; regularly points out obvious logical steps that the rest of the group overlooks.
TAYLOR [A] 60 lines
Driven entirely by appetite; chaotic, impatient, and willing to declare a temporary “cookie dictatorship” to get a snack.
RILEY [A] 29 lines
Eager to help but painfully literal-minded; takes on the task of writing the minutes despite having no idea how to actually take them.

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