Annarosarosemarie is ready and raring to go for her first play audition. Miss Johnson is not ready to see what Annarosarosemarie has prepared. Not ready at all.
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About 15 minutes
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Annarosarosemarie is ready and raring to go for her first play audition. She blew off homework for a month just to prepare.
Miss Johnson is not ready to direct her first play. She’d rather eat glass. And she is so not ready to see what Annarosarosemarie has prepared. Not ready at all.
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