Malled: Two One Act Plays for Young Women

ELLENALICEMONAJUNE:

• Ellen Female 94 lines
  Angry and distracted about something.
• Alice Female 74 lines
  A sensitive soul with sensitive teeth. What secret is she hiding in her purse?
• Mona Female 85 lines
  A good friend. Not afraid to speak her mind.
• June Female 97 lines
  A philosopher with a healthy appetite. One Monologue.

YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A VIRGINIA:

• Shopper Survey Person Number 12 Female 69 lines
• Virginia Female 88 lines
  Just wanted to visit the mall with her friend. Thrust into a surreal interrogation of reality. One Monologue.
• Woman 1 Female 11 lines
  Loved Little Orphan Annie as a child.
• Woman 2 Female 8 lines
  More of a Mary Worth fan.
• Woman 3 Female 4 lines
  Assesses Virginia’s first answer to a crucial question. Finds it wanting. One Monologue.
• Score Female 9 lines
  Keeps tally of Virginia’s score. It’s not looking so hot for her.
• Mom Female 16 lines
  Less helpful than you would think a mom would be.
• Aunt Flossie Female 10 lines
  Plays cards with mom. Also not particularly helpful.
• Policewoman Female 3 lines
  Arrests Angie. Is all part of Person Number 12’s master plan.
• Angie Female 12 lines
  Virginia’s friend A pawn in an ever-greater high stakes game.
• Eleanor Roosevelt Female 3 lines
  The famous first lady. Looks better than she does in all those photos.
• Ann Landers Female 4 lines
  The author, herself. So she does exist!