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Stupid is Just 4 2day

Stupid is Just 4 2day

by Lindsay Price

We all have moments of earth-shattering, mind-numbing, crawl into a hole and die stupidity. It's inevitable and impossible to avoid. You will connect and commiserate with these characters, who crash into displays, cheat on tests though they know it's wrong, do things they were explicitly told not to, fart in front of the whole school, and shave their heads to impress a girl.

Stupid is Just 4 2day takes ensemble work and the vignette play format to eleven. Win the Best Ensemble award!

Comedy Choral Work Student Directors Vignettes
This is a vignette play!

Recommended for High Schools and Middle Schools

Running Time
About 30 minutes
Approximate; excludes intermissions and scene changes
Cast
10 Characters
3 M7 F, Easily Expandable
Set
Simple Set
Length
34 pages
Free Excerpt

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Exemption details for scenes and monologues for competition.

10 Characters
3 M, 7 F, Easily Expandable

Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.


Strings
First Violin [F] 30, 21 with group, 65 with ensemble lines
Second Violin [F] 57, 21 with group, 65 with ensemble lines
Viola [F] 31, 21 with group, 65 with ensemble lines
Cello [F] 62, 21 with group, 65 with ensemble lines

Woodwinds
Flute [F] 41, 23 with group, 65 with ensemble lines
Oboe [F] 45, 23 with group, 65 with ensemble lines
Clarinet [F] 38, 23 with group, 65 with ensemble lines

Brass
Trumpet [M] 48, 23 with group, 65 with ensemble lines
Trombone [M] 61, 23 with group, 65 with ensemble lines

Percussion
Timpani [M] 44, 22 with group, 65 with ensemble lines
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