Dane is a zombie but prefers you use the term "zoman." And even though he's a zoman, he doesn't have to eat like one. You can make tofu taste like anything these days...
2 Men, 2 Women
Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.
Tofu in the shape of human parts (Dane), Ukulele (Phillip), Phillip’s Heart (Bloo-day Ma-ray) Note: If you wished you could place the heart in a paper bag.
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