Being Bianca: The Semi-Complete Guide
by Alan Haehnel
Bianca wants to help everyone be the best they can be. Well, she wants everyone to be just like her. Because what's better than being Bianca? Huge cast comedy.
About 30 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
50
2 M | 10 W | 38 Any Gender, Doubling and Tripling Possible
Simple Set
35 pages
In addition to traditional live stage performance rights, Being Bianca: The Semi-Complete Guide can also be performed under the following scenarios.
Virtual Performance
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"I get all Cs and Ds - which stand for 'Cute' and 'Delicious'"
Bianca just knows that everyone wants to be her. And why not? By her estimation, she has everything: good looks, humour, popularity, fashion sense, and, above all, intelligence.
When told she should be engaged in volunteer work, Bianca decides to perform a work of great service to mankind: She will teach us all how to "Be Bianca."
From brushing your teeth to choosing the best stuffed animal, she leads us gleefully through her semi-complete guide.
In the end, while the audience may not be convinced that "Being Bianca" is the best idea, they will certainly agree that watching her is a sure formula for hilarity!
Characters
50
2 Men, 10 Women, 38 Any Gender, Doubling and Tripling Possible
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Bianca
[W]
94 lines
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Guidance Counselor
[A]
11 lines
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Carly
[W]
1 line
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Sam
[M]
1 line
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Dionne
[W]
1 line
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Marge
[W]
1 line
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Sarah
[W]
5 lines
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Molly
[W]
10 lines
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Karen
[W]
6 lines
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Nettie
[W]
31 lines
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Max
[M]
3 lines
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Sheila
[W]
3 lines
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Dawn
[W]
18 lines
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Lynn
[W]
2 lines
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Holly
[W]
1 line
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Jan
[W]
2 lines
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Ray
[M]
1 line
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Duncan
[M]
1 line
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Frank
[M]
1 line
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Don
[M]
1 line
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Charlotte
[W]
1 line
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Bobby
[M]
1 line
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Delia
[W]
4 lines
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Leeda
[M]
3 lines
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Tina
[W]
5 lines
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Sonja
[W]
6 lines
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Carl
[M]
0 lines
- Mime.
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Nick
[M]
1 line lines
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Bianca’s Mother
[W]
2 lines
- Offstage.
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Space 1-3
[A]
0 lines
- Spoken noises. Mime.
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Sheep Dip
[A]
11 lines
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Roary
[A]
12 lines
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Mrs. Hops
[W]
5 lines
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Tigey-Wigey
[A]
2 lines
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Pearl
[W]
3 lines
- Subgenres
- Issue-based
- Settings
- Present day
- Dress
- Contemporary costumes
- Audience
- All audiences Pre-teen Teen
- Features
- Mime Variable Cast Size Tableau Character study Movement-based Variable gender breakdown
Prop List
two toothbrushes, many stuffed animals, slippers, stuffed sheep, stuffed lion, stuffed rabbit, air horn, blindfold
Production Photos
Multimedia
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About 30 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
50
2 M | 10 W | 38 Any Gender, Doubling and Tripling Possible
Simple Set
35 pages