An argument is a lie you choose to believe and defend. Water. Gun. Argument. is a thought provoking and powerful piece in a docu-theatre style. Let the thoughts & discussions for audiences and performers begin! An argument is a lie you choose to believe and defend. Water. Gun. Argument. is a thought provoking and powerful piece in a docu-theatre style. Let the thoughts & discussions for audiences and performers begin!
Recommended for High Schools and Middle Schools
Trevor is in the basement experimenting. He wants to build an army of zombies... by bringing baloney to life. Will his plan work before the expiry date?
About 30 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
1W | 7 Any Gender, Doubling Possible
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“What are you doing with the baloney?” That’s the question Emma asks her big brother Trevor when she finds him in the kitchen at 2 A.M.
But Trevor is up to much more than a late night snack — he’s bringing food to life with experiments he hopes will lead to the creation of zombies he can sell as cheap laborers.
Together with his living baloney-minon, Meyer, Trevor is about to embark on a night in which he will face an angry neighbor, be questioned by police, bring a pickle to life, and discover that his food may actually be smarter than he is... all while trying to keep everything secret from his mother and little sister.
Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character - with the exception of MRS. WEAVING - and modify pronouns accordingly.
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A vignette play is a collection of short scenes on a theme. You'll love working with the variety and flexibility of the scenes. Your actors will love the fast pace and fun characters.
There's more. Every Theatrefolk vignette play holds the unexpected. A showcase monologue. A dramatic moment. A change in form. A left turn.
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