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The Perils of Modern Education

The Perils of Modern Education

by Matthew Webster

The Perils of Modern Education are many! From standardized theatre tests that call for an exact number of steps in a scene, to trying to eat green in the cafeteria, to dealing with caffeine withdrawal, to giving Shakespeare advice on his college application essay. That’s right. Shakespeare. Spoiler alert, Willy is not college material.

A comedic romp through the stresses and struggles of making it through the school day. Gender flexible casting, doubling possibilities, and easy to stage.

Comedy Vignettes

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This is a vignette play!

Recommended for High Schools

About 35 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
22 Characters
3 M | 19 Any Gender
Simple set
39 pages
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22 Characters
3 M, 19 Any Gender

Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.

Wendy [A] 8 lines
Bradley [A] 7 lines
Holly [A] 8 lines
Chip [A] 13 lines
Emma [A] 50 lines
Seth [A] 32 lines
Morgan [A] 27 lines
Jess [A] 27 lines
Shakespeare [M] 29 lines
Anne [A] 11 lines
Don [A] 11 lines
Donna [A] 65 lines
Katelyn [A] 57 lines
Mrs. Walakowski [A] 26 lines
Ms. White [A] 62 lines
Jules [M] 32 lines
Tiff [A] 27 lines
Perry [M] 20 lines
Megan [A] 27 lines
Clair [A] 13 lines
Tony [A] 13 lines
Silent Student [A] 1 line
Mostly mime

Praise for The Perils of Modern Education

Rosalynn Aliberti
Lakeshore Catholic High School
A very successful play for us. The students enjoyed performing the play and it got a lot of laughs.
Christine Vitale
Oberoi International School Mumbai,India
The students loved performing this play. The scenarios were very relatable. We were able to Skype with Matt which was a great experience for the kids!
Heather Butler
Tivy High School
Our audience and students really enjoyed this production, especially at the the end of the year! Standardized was a crowd and actor favorite and was just as predictably hilarious as you would expect!

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