Birdie would like you to meet her parents: a goldfish and a moldy piece of bread. It's a perfectly crazy dinner party. Consider this your invitation.
About 30 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
9
1 M | 4 W | 4 Any Gender
Simple set
23 pages
Birdie would like you to meet her parents: a goldfish and a moldy piece of bread. Don’t mind the yelling, she didn’t get a pony as a child. And she certainly didn't burn down an owl farm.
But she's willing to feed you. And there may be egg rolls and chocolate cake! That is, if Carol the ex-maid brings it and doesn't hold a grudge against Birdie for being fired. You may also meet What, When, Alexa (who's hiding in the bathroom) and Birdie’s sister Scoot, who thinks she’s a glazed Virginia Ham.
It's a perfectly crazy dinner party. Consider this your invitation.
9
1 Man, 4 Women, 4 Any Gender
Plate with toast, Goldfish, Cake, Stack of napkins, Large purse, Bread, Clipboard with paper, Frying pan, Cup of water, Fork
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About 30 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
9
1 M | 4 W | 4 Any Gender
Simple set
23 pages