Clowns with Guns (A Vaudeville)
Step right up! Step right up! It’s the SCHOOL-SHOOT-O-RAMA! And the question everyone’s asking is “Am I walking out alive today?”
Clowns with Guns takes a theatrical and absurd look at the repeated and seemingly endless cycle of school violence. It happens, everyone is terribly upset, things continue on as normal, it happens again.
This story is mean. There are guns. The play puts school shooting violence out in the open and forces all of us to do the same. Read the play with this knowledge.
Average Producer Rating: 5.0 out of 5
Recommended for High Schools
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16 Characters
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Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.
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The Emcee Any gender 58 linesTwo Monologues
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Goober One Any gender 13 lines
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Goober Two Any gender 13 lines
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Goober Three Any gender 18 lines
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The Cheerleader Any gender 4 linesOne Monologue
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The Stoner Any gender 4 linesOne Monologue
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The Bully Any gender 4 linesOne Monologue
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The Shooter Any gender 1 lineOne Monologue
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Thoughts Any gender 0 lines(No lines - all physical)
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Prayers Any gender 0 lines(No lines - all physical)
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The Press (two or more) Any gender
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Not Sarah Any gender 3 lines
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Tango Dancers (two or more) Any gender 0 lines(No lines - all physical)
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Volunteer Any gender 9 lines
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