Help! My Class Is Overrun By…

My Class is Overrun by Pirates

Pirates want one of their own to have a typical school day experience.

• Ms. A Any gender 69 lines
• Death by Allergy Any gender 46 lines
• Against Field Trips Any gender 43 lines
• Divorce Any gender 66 lines
• Hundred Percent Average Any gender 37 lines
• No Clue What’s Going On Any gender 34 lines
• Captain Flint Any gender 48 lines
• Dead Eye Dan Any gender 15 lines
• Bilge Rat Ray Any gender 17 lines
• Peg Leg Penny Any gender 16 lines

My Class is Overrun by Noise

Why can’t they see that some of us need noise and some need silence?

• Hate Noise Any gender 12 lines
• Slam Any gender 9 lines
• Make Noise Any gender 11 lines
• Family is Noisy Any gender 11 lines
• In My Head Any gender 10 lines
• Chatty Any gender 5 lines
• Ensemble: One to Six Any gender 13, 8, 7, 9, 7, 5 lines

My Class is Overrun by Substitute Teachers

See ya! Wouldn’t want to be ya!

• Students x 5 Any gender
• Mrs. Leach Any gender 3 lines
• Mr. T Any gender 2 lines
• Doesn’t Matter Any gender 1 line
• Stop Staring Any gender 1 line
• Ruined Teaching Any gender 1 line
• Sub One Any gender 15 lines
• Sub Two Any gender 16 lines
• Ok Any gender 2 lines
• Mc-D Any gender 3 lines
• Change the World Any gender 5 lines
• Ms. C Any gender 6 lines

My Class is Overrun by Zombies

Have you heard of the obedience frequency?

• Ms. K Any gender 39 lines
• Ms. J Any gender 5 lines
• My Hand is Raised Any gender 2 lines
• Dara Bean Any gender 41 lines
• Adie Any gender 32 lines
• Robin Any gender 4 lines
• Class of students Any gender 15 lines

My Class is Overrun by the Truth

Or by people pretending to tell the truth.

• Mr. G Any gender 48 lines
• Amy Any gender 18 lines
• Jason Any gender 26 lines
• Fran Any gender 8 lines
• Zules Any gender 4 lines
• Trig Any gender 16 lines
• Emmett Any gender 15 lines
• Sharla Any gender 13 lines

My Class is Overrun by Rain

It’s your classroom, Ms. B. It’s obviously your fault!

• Ms. B. (Rosemary) Any gender 58 lines
• Ms. Riddy Any gender 20 lines
• Ms. D Any gender 8 lines
• Mr. E Any gender 10 lines
• Not Phased Any gender 15 lines
• Pretty Weird Any gender 16 lines
• OPTIONAL: Students 1-8 Any gender
  Only appear for a moment. You can have individual actors play the students or double up some of the roles for a smaller cast size and a unique character challenge. Alternatively, you can cut a couple of the STUDENT roles.

My Class is Overrun by Birds

An adaptation (sort of) of Aristophanes’ The Birds.

• Persi (full name “Persuasion”) Any gender
• Goho (full name “Good Hope”) Any gender
• Terry Pops Any gender
• Librarian Any gender
• Lunch Lady Any gender
• Secretary – Front Office Envoy Any gender
• Chorus of Birds (various) Any gender
• Individual Birds (various) Any gender

My Class is Overrun by a Superhighway

The school board has sold off a portion of the drama classroom in order to run a highway through it.

• Ms. I Any gender 49 lines
• Mr. Z Any gender 43 lines
• Dakota Any gender 12 lines
• That’s Not Safe Any gender 9 lines
• Shaved a Llama Any gender 16 lines
• I Want a Highway Any gender 19 lines
• Protester Any gender 19 lines
• Will This Affect My Grade Any gender 14 lines