No Horse Town

Recommended for High Schools and Middle Schools

No Horse Town

by Lindsay Price

For the young men of Heywood, crossing the street is as dangerous as going off to war. A highly stylized comedy.

 About 25 minutes

Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks

3 M | 7 W

Simple Set

 23 pages

Black Comedy Experimental Form

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"It's cold on the other side of the street, my friends. It's dank and dark and cold. I wouldn't wish the other side on any man."

A highly stylized comedy.

Heywood is a special kind of place. A small town where everyone knows everyone.

When Jimmy wants to do something that proves he's a man, the whole town knows before he's even finished the thought.

In Heywood, when a guy wants to prove he's a man, he goes to the edge of town. For there's something at the edge of town that can't be found in Heywood: A street.

Heywood is a no car, no horse, no street town. And for the young men of Heywood, crossing the street is as daring and as dangerous as it gets…

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