School Daze

Guys

• Dad 8 lines
  Can’t find the camera.
• Big Kid Two 5 lines
  Proud of his Evil Laugh.
• Jimmy 2 lines
  Knows Grade 7 is the perfect grade.
• Fear Boy 5 lines
  Hates being the new kid.
• Positive Boy 3 lines
  Can’t wait to go to different classes.
• Negative Boy 5 lines
  A glass-half-empty kind of guy.
• Forward Boy 1 line
  Hates being treated like a kid.
• Backward Boy 7 lines
  Misses recess.
• Locker One 6 lines
  Fears the inevitable.
• MacDougal 28 lines
  Thinks that it’s a fine day for a race.
• MacGregor 19 lines
  Agrees.
• Johnson 1 line
  Is gonna go out hard.
• Bully 8 lines
  Is a coward, as all bullies are.
• Invisible 8 lines
  Wants to go unseen.
• Marty 18 lines
  Can’t believe their starting a project on the first day of school.
• Edwin 19 lines
  Can’t believe he’s paired with Marty.

Girls

• Lacy 13 lines
  Has a zit.
• Mom 13 lines
  Has an overreacting daughter.
• Mary-Jean 2 lines
  Dresses differently than the other girls. One monologue.
• Fear Girl 5 lines
  They say everyone can chose to live in hope, or fear. She doesn’t choose hope.
• Positive Girl 9 lines
  A glass-half-full kind of gal.
• Negative Girl 7 lines
  Hates school. Doesn’t mind the flute. One monologue.
• Backward Girl 3 lines
  Misses her old classroom.
• Forward Girl 2 lines
  Can’t wait to leave all that kid stuff behind.
• Locker Three 5 lines
  Walks a razor’s edge between Lockers 2 and 4.
• Locker Four 7 lines
  Loves lockers. But then, who doesn’t?
• Announcement Girl 5 lines
  Tries not to be a woman of success, but a woman of value. One monologue.
• Baranova 1 line
  Definitely has a lock.
• Stewart-Rosen 1 line
  Never gets detention.
• Cara 18 lines
  Once a friend of Amee. Not so much anymore.
• Tammy 16 lines
  Another of Amee’s abandoned friends.
• Amee 10 lines
  Used to be okay. Now what’s her problem?
• Snobby Friend 4 lines
  You know how everyone has that one snobby friend? This is that friend.
• Girl One 3 lines
  Thinks that Middle School is different, when it comes to clothing choices.
• Girl Two 4 lines
  Agrees with Girl One.
• Girl Three 2 lines
  Agrees with Girl Two.
• Girl Four 2 lines
  Concurs with the three previous girls.
• Home Ec Two 2 lines
  Isn’t afraid to make some big statements, like “blech.”
• Crush One 13 lines
  Likes Joey Delson. But then, who doesn’t?
• Crush Two 12 lines
  isn’t so big on the whole “Joey Delson” thing.

Either

• Big Kid One 8 lines
  Wants Jimmy to be afraid.
• Big Kid Two 5 lines
  Working on his evil laugh.
• Eighth Grader, (One through four) 0 lines
• Locker Two 5 lines
  What if they forget their locker combo?
• Sam 22 lines
  Not freaking out. One monologue.
• Pat 21 lines
  Wants to know if Sam is freaking out.
• Short One 7 lines
  Also has a short attention span.
• Short Two 6 lines
  Impressed by mustaches.
• Frustrated 1 line
  Doesn’t like spit balls. Hey, I get it.
• Home Ec One 2 lines
  Asks the big questions, like “why blech?”
• Defensive 1 line
  Doesn’t have time for homework.