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Shreds and Patches

by Robert Wing

Shreds and Patches is a re-imagining of Shakespeare’s Hamlet. The location is a “wellness facility” for disturbed teens. Dane, our anti-hero, confronts his bullying step-father and self-centered mother with the help of his fellow patients and Dr. Osric. Will Dane be able to get through to his mother about “the king of shreds and patches” or will he be left in the dark?

The play fuses Shakespearean speech with modern dialogue, reinforcing the notion that the teens and adults speak different languages. An excellent easy-to-stage competition piece!

Recommended for High Schools

At a Glance

Running Time
About 35 minutes
Approximate; excludes intermissions and scene changes
Cast
8 Characters
4 M 2 F 2 Any Gender
Set
Simple set
Length
26 pages
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8 Characters

  • 4 Males
  • 2 Females
  • 2 Any Gender

Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.

  • MR. KING Male
    aka Claude. A bully, through and through. He takes what he wants.
  • DR. OSRIC Any gender
    Possesses a special relationship with her/his patients; still young, she/he has complete faith in her/his patients—and pride in how well they have worked together to arrive at the truth. She/He believes Hamlet completely.
  • MRS. KING Female
    aka Gertrude. A self-centered and hedonistic woman who has made her son’s depression all about her.
  • HAMLET/DANE Male
    The son of Gertrude King; the nephew/stepson of Claude King. Spurred on and supported by Dr. Osric and his fellow patients at the Elsinore Youth Wellness Facility, he confronts his indulgent mother and murderous uncle/ stepfather.
  • OPHELIA Female
    Though she frequently acts as the “peacekeeper,” she is not opposed to provoking Mr. King. Ophelia is one of a couple; she is always on the lap of, draped on, or within reaching distance of Marcellus.
  • MARCELLUS Male
    Marcellus is sweet to his girl, Ophelia, and faithful to his friend, Hamlet. Yorick drives him crazy, but his “slugs” don’t really hurt. In fact, he bristles when Mr. King goes after Yorick. The way Marcellus sees it, Yorick is family— and he has his Yorick’s back.
  • HORATIO Any gender
    Hamlet’s closest friend at Elsinore. He/She has been there for Hamlet over the past few weeks, knows what Mr. King has done, and wants to make him squirm.
  • YORICK Male
    Yorick uses humor as a defense mechanism—and it doesn’t always work. He is exasperating, but loved.

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