Recommended for High Schools and Middle Schools
Cat hair is taking over the world in this hilarious huge cast one act.
About 25 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
8
8 Any Gender, Plus ensemble of 8-100
Simple Set
30 pages
Average Producer Rating:
“I love this play! We did it as part of a spring middle school festival in our district and the kids and audience loved it!! ”
Joyce Shellenberger, Pennridge North Middle School
“Kids were buzzing and our parents were blown away. So many laugh out loud moments. Brilliant!”
PJ Muir, Witherlea School
“Our Grade 7s and 8s loved this play. With a cast of 35, everyone felt like they had a meaningful role to play. The cat hairs loved coming up with movement, action and staging ideas to help develop their 'character'.”
Brianna Dawe, Strathcona-Tweedsmuir School
“I fell in love with the quirkiness of this play right away. It's the perfect piece for middle school students, especially a group of zany kids that are creative enough to take risks and truly make the play their own.”
Julia Huffman, Carroll Magnet Middle School
Cat hair is infinite. No matter how much hair you brush off of a cat, there will always be more. Always.
Cat hair has existed since the beginning of time, and it will be here long after cockroaches have become extinct. It is the secret driving force behind business and politics, and is plotting the downfall of humanity even as we speak.
Unbelievable? Find out for yourself in this insidious and utterly terrifying tale, which is also totally hilarious, easy to stage, and suitable for an insanely large cast. Brenda! Put down that brush! Step away from the cat!
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Royalty fees apply to all performances whether or not admission is charged. Any performance in front of an audience (e.g. an invited dress rehearsal) is considered a performance for royalty purposes.
Exemption details for scenes and monologues for competition.
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About 25 minutes
Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks
8
8 Any Gender, Plus ensemble of 8-100
Simple Set
30 pages
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Royalty fees apply to all performances whether or not admission is charged.
A performance is defined as any presentation of the play (in whole or in part) for any audience. This includes competitions, invited dress rehearsals, and in-class performances for any audience comprised of five or more individuals who are not participants in the class.
In-class performances, where the audience consists entirely of students in the same class, are not subject to royalty.
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Classroom Use scripts are intended for classroom study in situations where there will be no audience apart from students in the same class. They may be purchased as traditional printed books or as instantly downloadable and printable PDFs.
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A vignette play is a collection of short scenes on a theme. You'll love working with the variety and flexibility of the scenes. Your actors will love the fast pace and fun characters.
There's more. Every Theatrefolk vignette play holds the unexpected. A showcase monologue. A dramatic moment. A change in form. A left turn.
Ideal for classwork, competitions, and more!
