Be kind to people, especially those that are different from you. We are stronger together than we are by ourselves. The Super Non-Heroes by Taryn Temple is an incredible play for middle-schoolers with an equally incredible message.

The Absolutely Insidious and Utterly Terrifying Truth About Cat Hair

Recommended for High Schools and Middle Schools

The Absolutely Insidious and Utterly Terrifying Truth About Cat Hair

by Bradley Walton

Cat hair is taking over the world in this hilarious huge cast one act.

 About 25 minutes

Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks


 8
8 Any Gender, Plus ensemble of 8-100


Simple Set


 30 pages

Comedy

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Cat hair is infinite. No matter how much hair you brush off of a cat, there will always be more. Always.

Cat hair has existed since the beginning of time, and it will be here long after cockroaches have become extinct. It is the secret driving force behind business and politics, and is plotting the downfall of humanity even as we speak.

Unbelievable? Find out for yourself in this insidious and utterly terrifying tale, which is also totally hilarious, easy to stage, and suitable for an insanely large cast. Brenda! Put down that brush! Step away from the cat!


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