Being Bianca: The Semi-Complete Guide

Recommended for High Schools

Being Bianca: The Semi-Complete Guide

by Alan Haehnel

Bianca wants to help everyone be the best they can be. Well, she wants everyone to be just like her. Because what's better than being Bianca? Huge cast comedy.

 About 30 minutes

Times given are approximate and do not include intermissions/scene changes/breaks

2 M | 10 W | 38 Any Gender, Doubling and Tripling Possible

Simple Set

 35 pages

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"I get all Cs and Ds - which stand for 'Cute' and 'Delicious'"

Bianca just knows that everyone wants to be her. And why not? By her estimation, she has everything: good looks, humour, popularity, fashion sense, and, above all, intelligence.

When told she should be engaged in volunteer work, Bianca decides to perform a work of great service to mankind: She will teach us all how to "Be Bianca."

From brushing your teeth to choosing the best stuffed animal, she leads us gleefully through her semi-complete guide.

In the end, while the audience may not be convinced that "Being Bianca" is the best idea, they will certainly agree that watching her is a sure formula for hilarity!

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